Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
You knead me in your loaf.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
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