Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
"Alcohol you later."
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
"You had me at merlot."
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
"Back that glass up."
"I make pour decisions."
"Say you'll be wine."
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
"Partners in wine."
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
"Rosé all day."
"Time to wine down."
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
You’re wine in a million.
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
"You are so bottlefull to me."
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
"Great minds drink alike."
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
"Love the wine you're with."
"I need to re-wine my life."
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
"Stop and smell the rosé."
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!