What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat? A water fe-melon duty.
So, how on earth did the police catch the watermelon thief without a solid description? Don’t really know; guess the bloke was acting seedy.
I always wondered why the watermelon loving librarian never touched any of the books; turns out she’d red them all.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
“It wanted to be a watermelon.”
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a watermelon by it’s diameter? Watermelon PI.
What is Bruce Lee’s favourite fruit? Wataaaaar melooooon?
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
What excuse did the late watermelon give his boss? He said be there in 5 boss, I’m just rind the corner.
What do you call a serial killer watermelon? A slaughter melon.
What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
“Melanie! (melon-y)”
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.
Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?
“Now he’s a waterfelon.”
What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
“Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”
What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
“A water-fellon!”
Here’s another one; what about an otter who lives in an emptied out melon? An ottermelon.
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
“They’re always melon it over.”