What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.