What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.