What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
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