I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
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