What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
A burglar broke into my house and took all my condiments, now I'm Spiceless in Seattle.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.