If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
What did the salt shaker say to the graint of salt? Why you INSALT MEEE.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry? A Mega-sore-arse.
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.