When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.