“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".