My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!