When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
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