I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.