How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
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