What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
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