What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
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