Mum, you are my soup-er star.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
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