Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin? When you drop it; then it's squash!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful
In fact, it was gourdjuice.
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?
Because he had holes in him.
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the wagon!
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!