What do you call a strong pumpkin?
A Jacked-o-Lantern.
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin? When you drop it; then it's squash!
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year... Sorry to squash your enthusiasm.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the wagon!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?
Because he had holes in him.
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice,
but I choose to remain eggnogstic.
This year I'm carving my pumpkin to look like an intricate ball of rope, so it can be a gourd-ian knot.
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