Why do Jack-o-lanterns have silly smiles on their faces? You'd have a silly smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful
In fact, it was gourdjuice.
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
Mom: Did you watch the movie with the little pumpkins?
Dad: I stopped it early because it was too gourdy for me.
Why couldnt the pumpkin have kids?
He had a halloweener.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
What do you call a strong pumpkin?
A Jacked-o-Lantern.
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