Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?
Because he had holes in him.
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice,
but I choose to remain eggnogstic.
What do you call a barking pumpkin?
A gourd dog.
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the wagon!
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
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