Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice,
but I choose to remain eggnogstic.
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
Why couldnt the pumpkin have kids?
He had a halloweener.
I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd.
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have silly smiles on their faces? You'd have a silly smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
Why did the pirate have a pumpkin strapped to his arm?
He was a squash-buckler.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful
In fact, it was gourdjuice.
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