This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
You don't know jack-o-lantern
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice,
but I choose to remain eggnogstic.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
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