What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
What do you call a barking pumpkin?
A gourd dog.
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?
Because he had holes in him.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
Mom: Did you watch the movie with the little pumpkins?
Dad: I stopped it early because it was too gourdy for me.
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