I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful
In fact, it was gourdjuice.
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Why did the pirate have a pumpkin strapped to his arm?
He was a squash-buckler.
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year... Sorry to squash your enthusiasm.
You don't know jack-o-lantern
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
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