What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year... Sorry to squash your enthusiasm.
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
Mom: Did you watch the movie with the little pumpkins?
Dad: I stopped it early because it was too gourdy for me.
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd.
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the wagon!
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
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