You've really struck a gourd with me...
I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd.
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin? When you drop it; then it's squash!
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
This year I'm carving my pumpkin to look like an intricate ball of rope, so it can be a gourd-ian knot.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the wagon!
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin?
Gourdgeous.
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
Why couldnt the pumpkin have kids?
He had a halloweener.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
You don't know jack-o-lantern
Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year... Sorry to squash your enthusiasm.
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have silly smiles on their faces? You'd have a silly smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful
In fact, it was gourdjuice.
Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?
Because he had holes in him.
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
What do you call a barking pumpkin?
A gourd dog.
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
What do you call a strong pumpkin?
A Jacked-o-Lantern.
When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice,
but I choose to remain eggnogstic.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
Why did the pirate have a pumpkin strapped to his arm?
He was a squash-buckler.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
Mom: Did you watch the movie with the little pumpkins?
Dad: I stopped it early because it was too gourdy for me.
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
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