John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
We’re a perfect mash.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
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