What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
I like you a latke!
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
Potato puns are a-peeling.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
We’re a perfect mash.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
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