Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
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