How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
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