When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
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