Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
One should always practice what they peach.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.