Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
One should always practice what they peach.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
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