After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.