I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
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