Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”