“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.