Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.