Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
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