In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
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