I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
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