Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
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