I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
Whats the difference between onions and girls?
I cry when I cut up onions.
What do all the onions decide to do over unfair wages? They decide to form a labor onion.
What do you call an onion that carries electromagnetic waves? A photonion.
At the bar mitzvah ceremony, the Jewish onion greeted his uncle by saying 'Shallot'.
In the history class, the onion teachers taught the student onions that during the vegetable cold war, the Soviet Onion was a superpower.
One day on the highway, I saw a packet of onions and cheese walking down the road. When I offered them a lift, they declined by saying that they were 'Walkers'.
What is the onion that laughs a lot and is small and white in color? It is a tickled onion.
What do you call an edible ion?
An onion
The late actor Sir Sean Connery was a big fan of the onion because well, he usshed to love them shh-allot.
“Spring, salad, shallot, picked”, said a friend. He knows his onions.
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