Where did the onion find his family history?
In the archives
Although many other vegetables live above the ground, onions live underground. This is because they have many lairs.
When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.
An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I used to sell loose onions
Until I got the sack
What is the name of the onion ring that cannot but be funny? It is a Funyon!
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Onions are unable to store water inside them because there is always a leek.
What happens when an onion burps at the most awkward time? It releases tear gas.
Why do onions have poor self-image?
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
What does an onion say when you are upset because of it one day? It says, "I am sorry that I made you cry!"
I recently heard on the news that due to newly detected fungus infection in the onions, the government was recalling all the recent packages of the vegetables. Despite being a farmer, I had no tears to shed over this.
What do you say happened to an onion who got what it deserved? You say it got karma-lized.
Which is the fanciest onion? A cocktail onion.
I once saw an onion that had been preserved for ages. It was an Egyptian onion.
What do you call an onion that is very sick and has a high temperature? It is a boiling onion.
How will the other onions remember the onion that died? It will be forever minced!
When I told my friend an onion pun, he started crying. I asked whether they were tears of happiness?
What do you call an onion who decides to be very eco-friendly in its approach? You name it a green onion.
My heart is like an onion...
I'm never getting a discount organ transplant again
I got a packet of onions from the supermarket yesterday. Somehow, by today, all of them have disappeared. Guess this is why the shopkeeper warned me not to buy Bermuda Onions.
During the battle between the two onion kings, one of them was on the back foot as it was leek-ing blood.
What was the event of the onion family getting back together called as? A family reonion.
What do you call a communist onion? You call it a red onion.
The late actor Sir Sean Connery was a big fan of the onion because well, he usshed to love them shh-allot.
What do you call who has been electrocuted? You call it anion.
I recently bought my grandson a vegetable-themed pogo stick exclusively made from spring onions.
Have you seen that film about the onion that turns into a spider?
It's called Shallot's Web
What do you call an edible ion?
An onion
The old and wise onion had once told me that life is similar to onions. Whenever we peel off our protective layers, we end up crying.
Whats the difference between onions and girls?
I cry when I cut up onions.
I don't know what happened, but the moment I brought the onion into the kitchen, everything got rejuvenated, and everything started feeling fresh! Guess this really is a spring onion.
One day on the highway, I saw a packet of onions and cheese walking down the road. When I offered them a lift, they declined by saying that they were 'Walkers'.
How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.
“Spring, salad, shallot, picked”, said a friend. He knows his onions.
My wife’s an abysmal cook.
She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes…
She made a right hash of it.
While cutting the onions, my eyes were leek-ing tears
What do you call an onion that keeps on jumping up and down? You call it a spring onion!
Onions have had a long process in the evolutionary chain. They have evolved into today's onions from onionderthals.
What do you call a sweet onion? Caramelized!
What do you get when you put the number 3.14 in the middle of the onions? You get o-pi-nions!
What do you call an onion monk who is present everywhere? Ommnion!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
French onion soup.
What do all the onions decide to do over unfair wages? They decide to form a labor onion.
What is the onion that laughs a lot and is small and white in color? It is a tickled onion.
Why does Mr. Potato Head have a mobile?
In case Mr. Onion rings.
My biology class was going on and on, and I was stuck in the middle of it. Well, you know, this is how it feels to be an on-i-on.
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
Worried about overcooking your onion?
Don't sweat it.
Which venue did all the vegetables choose to open their fighting club in? An onion ring!
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