Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
Topside, silverside and brisket tend to groan when they get up from their chairs. This is because they are achey joints.
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
Why are burgers bad at telling jokes? Because they all are cheesy.
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
I’ve been told that I need to stop making puns about meat… But I just can’t stop cold turkey.
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
.... ruff
What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop!”
Why was the burger sad? Because he had the blue cheese.
What is the best way to cook alligator meat? With a croc pot!
Some people think anyone who sells meat is gross. But, people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
I tried to change my email password to “beef stew” the other day. It was refused because it was not stroganoff.
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
Some people have to stop telling meat puns, because they simply butcher every single joke.
Make no bones about it, home made stock is a really good base for soups.
I have a friend who has been diagnosed with a phobia of sausages. She always fears the wurst.
Did you see the award-winning movie about a hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener!
The cow intestine dish was offal, but the pig organ tacos was grocer!
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Why did the pig become an actress? Because she was a real ham!
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
Pigs, when out in public, have to keep an eye on their valuables as they are vulnerable to pigpockets.
Vegans really have a beef with meat.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
What did the hamburger coach tell his team after they lost the first round? “You have to keep frying, you can’t give up”.
Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger? His life was at steak!
You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
What did the steak say to his girlfriend? You're the apple of my rib-eye!
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
My friend was totally addicted to the cold meat section in our local supermarket. It got so bad, they had to quit cold turkey.
What do you call a group of butchers coming together? A meating.
Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer? Because he wanted to be a Big Mac.
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