Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?
It’s called Mango Unchained.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
My wife looked at me and said “You think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”
My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
I planted it.
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
My wife started a tropical diet
There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.
How far can a mango,
If he's got a license but doesn't avocado ?
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
What's the manliest fruit to eat?
Mango.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
Man-go away!
An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
“Mango!”
I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
Mango Lassie.
Singular: One mango
Plural: Two menwent
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