I got my paycheck with a lemon slice on it today...
turned out my ex-wife was garnishing my wages.
What do you give to a sick lemon?
lemonaid.
Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?
Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.
Have you heard the one about the lemon cat?
It was a real sour puss.
My wife came home angry from the gynecologist after he told her she had to stop using lemon douche
She's been such a sour puss about it.