Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your pear?
Finding half a worm.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
What is the executioner’s favorite vegetable?
A head of lettuce.
Why was the burger sad after losing the race? Because the hotdog was the weiner.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
What did the coffee lover name his son?
Joe, obviously.
What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger!
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What's a coffee's favorite karaoke song? Hit Me With your Best Shot.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
Whom did the cheesy Bible start with? Edam and Eve.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
What do two tomatoes do after not seeing each other for a long period of time?
They ketchup.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
My girlfriend said we aren't getting married until she has a pear shape
It's the reason we cantaloupe
What kind of salad do termites eat?
House salad
Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
What did the duck eat for lunch? Soup and Quackers.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
What kind of fish is only made of salt.
A tu-na.
Although many other vegetables live above the ground, onions live underground. This is because they have many lairs.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
"Back that glass up."
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green pea farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
What does a priest put on his salad?
Lettuce spray.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
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