A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Why does salt make everything taste better
Because it's sodi-yummm!
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
A major produce organization is reeling after multiple reports of tainted lettuce.
We may soon witness the falling of the Romaine Empire.
Grandma: Do you like Hummus? Me: I love Hummus....and I sometimes like to singus!
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why did he skeleton go to the barbecue? To get another rib.
My brother gave me whole milk, but I can only have nut milk with my cereal. How dairy!
Good work, we’re raising your annual celery
The student asked the teacher, “Cashew a question?”, and the teacher replied, “Nut now”.
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
The pecan is ready to come out of its’ shell and see the world.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
I got some salt in my eye
Now it’s sea salt.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Where do cows write down their most intimate thoughts? Inside of their dairy.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Why did the banana go to see the doctor? The banana was not peeling very well.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
The doctor advised I tried a milk bath. I asked if it needs to be pasteurized. No, just above the knees she replied.
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Milk is the fastest drink on the planet. It's pasteurized before you even see it.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
What did the pickle say when he was told he was going in to a salad?
I relish the thought.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.
What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
My doctor tells me I've got a bacon addiction.
Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
What would you call someone who cheats others while selling milk? A skim artist.
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods.
A hill-dilly.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What did the coffees say before their night out? Let's stir up some trouble.
Why can’t people without feet have dairy products? They lactose.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
"Cashew."
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
I rarely put orange slices in my beer.
Once in a Blue Moon.
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