When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Did you hear about the lowest grade of steak? It's where the rubber meats the road.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon. Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.
My doctor tells me I've got a bacon addiction.
Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous aka cashews.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!
Sheep have a clever way of keeping all their four feet warm in the winter; they wear muttons.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
How did Reese eat her soup? Witherspoon.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
I recently heard on the news that due to newly detected fungus infection in the onions, the government was recalling all the recent packages of the vegetables. Despite being a farmer, I had no tears to shed over this.
It’s common for people with heartbreaks to crumble.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
What do you call an apple that's been around the world? Johnny Appleseed.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
What is a ghosts favorite soup? Scream of Broccoli.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
What do you call a nut who works hard? One who burns the mid-nut oil.
What happens if life gives you melons? Your dyslexic
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Did you see the award-winning movie about a hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener!
The local baker keeps punching his doughy friend because he wants to get a rise out of him.
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
"Read between the wines."
Egg-Plant a kiss on me.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What do you call an onion that keeps on jumping up and down? You call it a spring onion!
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