Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
Why do workers at the dairy factory always need a charger? Their milk is stuck at 1%.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
"Will you accept this rosé?"
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
Which book will be preferred by a man who sells milk? Cream and Punishment.
Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
“It was melondramatic.”
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
A cow usually prefers to eat moo-sli for breakfast.
What should you do if you see a blue banana?
Try and cheer it up.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
"Great minds drink alike."
How should you bury an onion?
... in a shallot grave!
What is the similarity between a superhero and an onion? They both have layers.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.
What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barack-oli.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What do you get when you put the number 3.14 in the middle of the onions? You get o-pi-nions!
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
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