The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
When you finish the lemons that life gives you;
Sublime.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
What's so special about twitter alphabet soup? It only has 140 letters.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
Where do bugs go to watch the big game? Apple-Bees.
I've started a Taco Bell themed John Coltrane cover band.x
We're called Crunchwrap Supremex
What did the banana do when he saw a monkey? The banana split!
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
The worst type of criminal is he who mugs other people's coffee.
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
Sometimes a pea starts acting like a diva. We call them a pea-Madonna.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
I was asked why I love to clean lemon juice from windows, to which I replied
“It’s easy peasy lemon squeegee.”
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
All the peanuts decided to start a social nutwork where they would all link up for a common good and even advocate for their rights.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
How do you kill a salad? You go for the carrot-id artery.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous aka cashews.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
"Back that glass up."
I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.
But unfortunately Sierra Mist
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar Salad
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
Why are they called tacos?
They don’t say much.
My doctor told me "No more spicy food.", but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
Join us for a slice of fun.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
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