Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
Because it couldn't find a date!
Everyday for lunch I like to eat two pears, and my dad knows this.
One day I saw him dropping two pears into a bunch of brown paper bags.
“What are you doing?” I asked him.
“Preparing.”
Following a recipe, says I need: pears, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of pears for a pie…
What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken? The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
"Read between the wines."
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
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