You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
What do you say to an avocado who’s done a good job?
“Bravocado!”
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
What do you call a cow that has 1 leg? Steak
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
Who’s an apple’s favorite relative?
Granny.