She'll take whatever beans necessary to get her daily cup of coffee. Whatever. Beans. Necessary.
Where do Russians get all of their milk from? Mos-cow!
"Stop and smell the rosé."
What did one hummus say to the other hummus
“Sabra.”
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What did the apple say to the almond? You're Nuts!
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
How is divorce like espresso? It's bitter and expensive.
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
Me: Hummus.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
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