What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $2.50. Deer nuts are under a buck
What do all the onions decide to do over unfair wages? They decide to form a labor onion.
Things don’t always pine out the way we want them to, but we can-nut give up!
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
What do you call a pig thats wrong? Mistaken bacon.
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