What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple. What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."
The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef!
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What would you call someone who cheats others while selling milk? A skim artist.
Why do gherkins giggle when you touch them?
They're pickle-ish.
How do the New England Patriots eat their soup? In a Super Bowl.
Did you hear about the banana who went to the doctor's because he wasn't peeling very well?
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
"Cashew."
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
Everybody romaine calm.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Why do onions have poor self-image?
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?
“Now he’s a waterfelon.”
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
What do you call a steak hurtling through space? A meat-ior!
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What do you call bacon with salt on it
Salt and Peppa
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
All the peanuts decided to start a social nutwork where they would all link up for a common good and even advocate for their rights.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Which is the fanciest onion? A cocktail onion.
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