hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
How do you know your eating rabbit soup? When there's a hare in it.
Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
“They’re seedy.”
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
You don't know jack-o-lantern
Mom: *Struggling to make a decision between 1% or 2%.
Dad: Milk up your mind!
Keep calm and carrot on.
"Partners in wine."
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
What do you do when a pickle wants to play cards?
Dill'em in.
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
My wife made gluten free, carb free, salt free spaghetti last night
It was not real food, it was an impasta.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden Seizure salad
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
Why do you always bring a bag of chips to a party? In queso emergency.
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They wanna make a sweet first impression.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Are avocados good for your heart?
Yes, they make for great avo-cardio.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
What’s the most supportive beer?
Root beer.
"Can I get some peas and quiet?!" shouted the pea dad angrily.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
What do you call a fruit that is rough around the edges? A bad apple.
Onions are unable to store water inside them because there is always a leek.
I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
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