I tried finding the dairy factory last night, but I had no luck. I must have lost my whey.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, what do you get?
Arrested.
Why did the principal bring Clam Chowder to school? For the Soup-erintendent.
What do you get when you spill soup on a comic book? Souperman.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What is the angriest nut?
Pissed-aschios
What do lawyers snack on?
Plea-nuts.
My wife made gluten free, carb free, salt free spaghetti last night
It was not real food, it was an impasta.
What's the best Beatles' song to play at a coffee shop? Latte Be.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
I tried out a lactose free diet. I stopped because I couldn’t figure out how to milk the almonds.
Not only did I have a good time at Taco Bell
I had a Baja Blast
If fish is brain food, what do dumb people eat? Noodle soup.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Did you hear the one about the apathetic vegetable?
It didn't carrot all.
"Back that glass up."
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
What is the only time you start at the red and stop at the green?
“When you eat a watermelon!”
A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Fish taco says why don't you want to taco about it And the nacho says cause I'm nacho friend.
What did the paprika tell the salt around Christmas?
Seasonings greetings.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
He ordered 6 vodkas, 6 beers and 6 lemonades. The bartender asked if he would like a tray.
"No I have enough to carry as it is."
What do you call an evil lemon?
Sour On
What do you say when a fruit wins the talent show? How about them apples?
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
She'll take whatever beans necessary to get her daily cup of coffee. Whatever. Beans. Necessary.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
I yam what I yam.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
If your doctor tells you to go on a low sodium diet, do you take his advise with a grain of salt?
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