I introduced chocolate to milk. They did a chocolate milk shake.
What’s another name for a chess-nut? A nut who loves chess.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? A hot, diggety dog.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter nut tell you.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
"Back that glass up."
What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
Where did Vegans come from?
Hummus Sapiens
If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam!
The pancake thought he was the best breakfast food because nobody stacked up to him.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What did the coffee lover name his son?
Joe, obviously.
How do you make Pig Jerky?
Give them some coffee.
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
I tried to change my email password to “beef stew” the other day. It was refused because it was not stroganoff.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What do you call bacon with salt on it
Salt and Peppa
I'd tell you about a girl that eats nothing but vegetables,
but I'm sure you've herbivore.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
I made a pie with a can of peas in. Pea-can pie. It didn't taste how I imagined.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns!
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
I tried finding the dairy factory last night, but I had no luck. I must have lost my whey.
Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grum-pea!
What do you call fraudulent milk? Cow-nterfeit.
What’s the best thing about being a butcher? You get to meat the best people.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend? Because his friend said dinner is on me.
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
What do you call a magician nut?
“An individual who is able to turn into a nut.”
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What nut is broken?
“A silly nut”
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Which venue did all the vegetables choose to open their fighting club in? An onion ring!
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
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