When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
The price of candy at the movie theater is quite ridiculous. They're always raisinet!
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What do squirrels watch on TV?
Nut-flix.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
I got canned from a Orange juice factory...
Just couldn't concentrate.
In the history class, the onion teachers taught the student onions that during the vegetable cold war, the Soviet Onion was a superpower.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Breakfasts with my family always feel like a party because they're always making toasts.
Sir, did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?
"No, but I have grate expectations."
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
Once I got peas stuck in my ear. I had to make people re-pea-t themselves.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
Why did the banana go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
What do you get when you cross Elon Musk and lobster bisque? A souped up car.
Did you hear about the cow that committed murder? It was in cow-ld blood! How dairy.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What does a lemon pie and my wife have in common?
They both have meringue on them.
I'd tell you about a girl that eats nothing but vegetables,
but I'm sure you've herbivore.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
So apparently coles has a new thing where you can only have one salad per transaction
They’re calling it coleslaw..
"Sip, sip hooray."
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Why does Mr. Potato Head have a mobile?
In case Mr. Onion rings.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
I tried wild ox milk
Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
What kind of fish is only made of salt.
A tu-na.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Walnut.
Walnut who?
I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
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