Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
An egg walks into a bar...
And makes a real mess.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
What's an egg's favorite tree?
A y-oak tree.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
What's a hen's favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off."
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
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