What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off."
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket."
Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
What's an egg's favorite tree?
A y-oak tree.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
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