How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, "Let me give you a bit of advice. You can't make an omelette..."
"Without breaking eggs?" I finished for him.
"No. You can't make an omelette," he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket."
Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
An egg walks into a bar...
And makes a real mess.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
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