How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
What's a hen's favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, "All items one-third off."
So I bought a dozen eggs. Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket."
Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
An egg walks into a bar...
And makes a real mess.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"?
Charles Chickens.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
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