What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, "Let me give you a bit of advice. You can't make an omelette..."
"Without breaking eggs?" I finished for him.
"No. You can't make an omelette," he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket."
Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
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