When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
An egg walks into a bar...
And makes a real mess.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, "Let me give you a bit of advice. You can't make an omelette..."
"Without breaking eggs?" I finished for him.
"No. You can't make an omelette," he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
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