What's a hen's favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
What's an egg's favorite tree?
A y-oak tree.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket."
Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off."
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"?
Charles Chickens.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
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