What's a hen's favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, "All items one-third off."
So I bought a dozen eggs. Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, "Let me give you a bit of advice. You can't make an omelette..."
"Without breaking eggs?" I finished for him.
"No. You can't make an omelette," he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"?
Charles Chickens.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
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