An egg walks into a bar...
And makes a real mess.
Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated.
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
What's a hen's favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.
Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"?
Charles Chickens.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off."
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket."
Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
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