My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off."
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, "Let me give you a bit of advice. You can't make an omelette..."
"Without breaking eggs?" I finished for him.
"No. You can't make an omelette," he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.