What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
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