Donut even think about taking another donut!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
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