Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
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