Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!