What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
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