Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
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