Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!