What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
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