Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
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