How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
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