Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.