What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
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