Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
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