What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
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