Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
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