What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
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