Donut even think about taking another donut!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
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