What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
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