Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
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