What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!