Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
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