Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
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