What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
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