Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
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