What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
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